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Embrace your morning mantra with our "Coffee first, your bullshit later" tee. This design showcases a bold skeleton clutching a steaming cup of coffee, ready to take on the day with zero tolerance for nonsense. This cheeky phrase adds a dose of humour and honesty that every coffee lover can relate too. Crafted from premium fabric for all-day comfort, this tee is perfect for those who like to keep it real and caffienated. Wear it as your daily reminder that coffee always comes first.
DISCLAIMER: All JVH Creations are printed on demand upon purchase, some variances or delays may occur.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
| Color | Light Blue, Light Pink, Sand, Sport Grey, White |
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| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |