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Embrace your morning mantra with our "Coffee first, your bullshit later" tee. This design showcases a bold skeleton clutching a steaming cup of coffee, ready to take on the day with zero tolerance for nonsense. This cheeky phrase adds a dose of humour and honesty that every coffee lover can relate too. Crafted from premium fabric for all-day comfort, this tee is perfect for those who like to keep it real and caffienated. Wear it as your daily reminder that coffee always comes first.
DISCLAIMER: All JVH Creations are printed on demand upon purchase, some variances or delays may occur.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
SHIPPING POLICY
All of our products are proudly designed by us and printed to order in Australia through our trusted production partner, The Print Bar. Once printed, your items are shipped directly to you, freshly made.
As a small business, all orders are manually reviewed and processed by us first, before being sent to our manufacturer for production. This means you may see order updates as your purchase moves through each stage of processing, printing, and shipping.
Production & Delivery Timeframes (Australia Only)
From order placement to final delivery, estimated timeframes are:
Standard Production & Shipping:
1–14 business days total
In many cases, orders may be processed, produced, and shipped faster than this timeframe, depending on order volume and production demand.
Once your order has been produced and dispatched from The Print Bar, delivery typically occurs within:
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Standard Shipping: 1–14 business days
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Most orders arrive within 3–6 business days after dispatch
Delivery timeframes may vary due to:
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Your location
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Courier delays
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Public holidays
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Peak sales or promotional periods
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Weather or service disruptions
Shipping Locations
We currently ship within Australia only.
We do not offer international shipping at this time.
Address Accuracy
Customers are responsible for ensuring their delivery address is correct and complete at checkout. We are not responsible for delays, lost parcels, or failed deliveries caused by incorrect address details.
Tracking Information
Once your order has been shipped, you will receive a tracking link via email so you can follow your delivery.
Shipping Delays & Courier Responsibility
Once your order has been dispatched, delivery is handled by third-party courier services. We are not responsible for delays caused by:
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Australia Post or courier partners
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Weather conditions
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Public holidays
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Peak shipping seasons
If your parcel appears significantly delayed, please contact us and we will assist where possible.
Shipping Enquiries
For all shipping-related enquiries, please contact us at:
JVHCreations@protonmail.com
Please include your order number so we can assist you promptly.